charlesoberonn:toomanynamessoipickthis:vaporwavesimulator:*gas mask breathing noises* you know where the nearest taco bell is*muffled plague doctor mask noises* down the block to the leftAhead of their time(via excollegejock-deactivated202107)
brendanicus:Azealia Banks showing up at the hospital where Grimes just had her baby(via southerngardenias)
goteveryonewatchinus:wumblr:wumblr:wumblr:there’s a fucking furry at the mall!!!!what the hell is an “"easter bunny”“My app crashed three times trying to reblog this, and I feel that was the universe trying to stop me from giving others whiplash.(via excollegejock-deactivated202107)
wizardshark:dr-binchcraft:wizardshark:dailytweets:in sixth grade you were either a cucumber melon bitch or a warm vanilla sugar bitchthe fuck does this meanthis is japanese cherry blossom erasureHey y'all I still don’t know wtf this means(via pippenpaddlopsicopolisthethird)
reactionary-bot:watch out! communist traitors want to take away our sports-themed bar & grill!(via southerngardenias)
zazie-beetzz:Harley Quinn after breaking up with J*ker: *blows up a chemical plant, gets a hyena, kills several people, crushes more bones than a pro wrestler, breaks into GCPD, steals a car, adopts a kid, finally gets her egg sandwich*Batman, sipping tea somewhere in the batcave:
themoonsprincipessa:catsbeaversandducks:CAT EYE WITNESS NEWS Buckeye local describes monsoon aftermath.By Marcy Jones Fox 10I fuckin love this omg 😂😂(via icepickparty)